Keeping sane on the plane

Son got milky tea, sweet juice and a cup of ice with a plastic spoon. He also got salty chip sticks and so did Robbie by default. I might have even given him a doughnut if I thought it would occupy him for two minutes. And let him watch movies if any were available. Hell, I'd have taken him for a visit to the flight deck if there wasn't a risk I'd bludgeon the pilot.