Kulula noticed by international "what's cool" blog
Boing Boing got wind of this newly painted aircraft by Kulula.com (a South African low fare airline). Each part of the plane is labeled with humorous captions.
This is the carrier we usually fly to and from Johannesburg. They have an overall informal vibe and I like that they have now extended their sarcasm beyond the (pretty lame) pre-flight safety speech.
Remember Waddy Jones? Tall eccentric who could be found hanging out at that bar I worked once in Illovo and then later Vida-e on Kloof with the eccentric little girl he later had a baby with and married? Yeah- the one who wanted to animate Caryn but she was with Shano at the time and wasn't sure what animate might be a synonym for. Talented no question, he was on the music scene for a while with Max Normal which got somewhere but not far. Now look what he has gone and done. It's utterly bizarre but certainly getting noticed!
A complete and utter disgrace. Only when my friend Noodle sent me the event list below, did I realize just how bad it is. I don't want to sit back and not do anything and as far as I can think, the most realistic action I can take, is to use the power of blogging. So here it is, an account of the sad affairs of our state.
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The public bus service in Durban has closed down, leaving thousands of daily commuters with no way to get to work or home again.
It has closed because it is insolvent. How on earth did that happen? The public bus service was run and operated by the city municipality from 1912 until 2007. It did receive subsidies from the City, but these were recovered from the Government and not from the ratepayers. In essence the public transport system ran at a profit sufficient for it to replace its own vehicles as needed. In 2007 the City Council decided that it was illegal for them to operate the public transport under the new Constitution - it had to be run and operated privately by someone from the previously disadvantaged community.
The City Manager, Dr Mike Sutcliffe, then sold the public transport operation to a private company named Remnant Alton (Pty) Ltd for R70 million. This sum also included the route operating licenses and all the vehicles, equipment and buildings in Alice Street where the buses were garaged, serviced and repaired. So far so good. Remnant Alton (Pty) Ltd immediately sold off the buses, (mostly new vehicles), one by one, to independent "owner-operators" contracted to Remnant Alton. An owner-operator would drive their bus over allocated routes, collect the fares and use the bus garage in Alice Street as a facility for maintaining the bus. They would also buy their spares and diesel from Remnant Alton (Pty) Ltd. By the end of 2008 most of the buses were in such poor condition they were unsafe. Broken down buses were the order of the day, and the service to commuters was a shambles. Remnant Alton (Pty) Ltd approached the City Council for help, and the City Council lent them R40 million at a very low interest rate to restore the bus service. This was in March 2009. At the beginning of April 2009 Remnant Alton (Pty) Ltd went into liquidation and ceased all operations. The R40 million was "gone", so the City Council seized the company. The 1500 "owner-operators" then took the Council - as the new owners of the business - to the labour court, and won their case. The Council was ordered to compensate them with the same income they would have received had the service continued operating until the end of their contracts. Naturally the R40 million "loan" plus the award to the owner-operators comes out of Council revenue, paid by the ratepayers of Durban.
Now the Council, who suddenly decide that it is NOT illegal to operate the bus company, spends a fortune on buying new buses and restoring the transport service to its former state. Nobody yet knows what this has cost - the bills are still coming in. But suddenly there is a "whoops". The Council can't run the buses, because it sold the licenses to operate over the routes to Remnant Alton (Pty) Ltd. No problem. Just buy them back. Remnant Alton was willing to sell them back to the council, and the council was willing to buy them back.
The only teensy weeny problem is that Remnant Alton (Pty) Ltd had sold them to its Managing Director and he wanted slightly more for them than what Remnant Alton had originally paid. After tough negotiations the council beat him down to a lower price and bought the route licenses back for R45 million. Yes, that's right. R45 million. OK. On the income side, the ratepayers scored R70 million when the bus company was originally sold. Now, on the debit side, they have an unrecoverable loan of R40 million, written off Plus the cost of restoring the company to a good operating standard - say another R100 million Plus the cost of buying the route licenses back - R45 million Plus the cost of recompensing the owner-operators - 1500 of them, for four months at R8000 per month each = R48 million (note: more than a doctor earns) So the total cost to ratepayers is R233 million less R70 million = R163 million. Well, its a lot of money, but at least we will have a working bus service back.
Now here is the real kicker. The Council says it doesn't have the capacity to operate the bus company, so it will be looking for a private company to operate it in the future - and they have found the perfect candidate. Yep. You guessed it. They are GIVING it away, lock, stock and barrel, completely FREE, to..... Wait for it...... Remnant Alton (Pty) Ltd. I kid you not. Now, the Durban (Etekwini) Metro Council is overwhelmingly ANC, and they got VERY upset when a Democratic Alliance Councillor asked if they knew that the Managing Director of Remnant Alton (Pty) Ltd had at some stage in the past been found guilty of fraud, and served time for that offence? The response? No, we didn't know that.
After more questions - Well, actually, the City Manager did know, but is was some time ago, and the "gentleman" concerned had served his time and paid his debt to society, so we didn't think it was important....
Meanwhile, the buses haven't begun running yet. Nobody has a clue when they will operate again. But the citizens of Durban can take solace in learning the new and unpronounceable street names as they walk to and from work, hoping they won't step in the turds and filth, or get mugged. They may even see our City Manager sweep by in his fancy luxury car, with a cavalcade of body guards, as he makes his way to his new luxury penthouse, valued at several million, at the Point Waterfront - smiling as he goes because the area has been declared, BY HIM, as a rates-free zone until 2014. Effectively he is totally unaffected by this huge cock-up. He doesn't even have to pay his share in his rates bill.
PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- A Jewish teenager trying to pray on a New York-to-Kentucky flight caused a scare Thursday when he pulled out a set of small boxes containing holy scrolls, leading the captain to divert the flight to Philadelphia, where the commuter plane was greeted by police, bomb-sniffing dogs and federal agents...
Happy Birthday Cousin Elijah!! Thanks for the cool party hats, garden full of toys and that yummy kosher chocolate cake (which Son stuck his fingers into but didn't get to taste due to his mom's strange thing about sweets and chocolates at 9 months of age)! Looking forward to many more birthdays and family fun!!
Leaving 9 month old Son in the care of his capable and devoted dad. I missed them but spoke often and looked at these pictures:
They got along fine back home, especially with the help of grandparents!
I heard glowing reports daily of how they were enjoying the hot weather and company of cousins.
Son even took his first unaided steps while I was away!
Then we reunited and went to Cape Town together. (View from 'home')
We did lots of fun stuff with Son's other Gran and Grampa, uncles, cousin and aunt.
Like Muizenberg beach
Practicing walking
Visiting the Kosher wine farm
Golf 101
And more!
Every morning Robbie took Son walking...
... and fed him breakfast on the beach (what a dad!)
In fact, many of Son's meals (and ours) were eaten in interesting places, like a windy picnic spot on Chapmans Peak drive.
He developed a love for all things fruity
Even today, back home in Durban already for a week, Son devoured grapes (red AND green) , watermellon, a nectarine and some apple.
Holiday was amazing. Cape Town is beautiful. I am very grateful to have gotten away with my special family. But it is good to be home and I am looking forward to seeing what the new year will reveal. I've unwrapped a small corner of the pressent already and I like what I'm seeing! Hope you all get the gifts* you're after in 2010!
*not discounting all the hard work that'll probably be required before rewards are reaped. Though sometimes I find the hard work to be rewarding in itself, don't you?